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| Ezkaton |
 Oct 10 2010, 04:09 AM
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WEAR SOME FUCKEN DEODORANT.
It's not that hard! Really!
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| SirSquidness |
Oct 10 2010, 10:37 AM
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AGREED.
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| priorax |
Oct 10 2010, 10:58 AM
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Can we sticky this post? Please
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| TechL |
Oct 10 2010, 12:29 PM
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It's on the near top of my priority list...
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| Ezkaton |
Oct 10 2010, 01:00 PM
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Every third person that walked past me, I wished I had some kind of gas mask/air filtering system attatched to my face.
Some people didn't just smell like B.O., either... some smelled like they'd shit their pants.
My god. Can't they smell themselves?!
Perhaps Respawn should get a new sponsor... REXONA.
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| Genome |
Oct 10 2010, 09:21 PM
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QUOTE (Ezkaton @ Oct 10 2010, 04:09 AM)  WEAR SOME FUCKEN DEODORANT.
It's not that hard! Really! Or have a shower any time in the week before respawn? |
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| Lord Infamous |
Oct 11 2010, 02:45 AM
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Hey fags, play metro 2020 (or what ever it is) and steal there ideas.
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| Alioth |
Oct 11 2010, 05:49 PM
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I vote we just kidnapp one of the ladies from Myer's perfumery section and get them to stand somewhere that gets high traffic (toilets?) and get her to spray everyone.
"Would you like to try this perfume?"
"No thanks, lady, I'm a dude"
*PSSSSSHHHHHTTTTT*
"TOO BAD! TAKE IT YOU SMELLY BASTARD, TAKE IT!"
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| Jen |
Oct 11 2010, 05:58 PM
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Simple suggestion...
ROLL ON DEODORANT
That way the room doesn't fill up with mostly flammable hydrocarbons and also doesn't fill up with disgusting BO smell.
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| SirSquidness |
Oct 11 2010, 06:20 PM
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Even if Union hall was sealed, it would take a lot of deodorant cans to make the atmosphere flammable.
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| priorax |
Oct 11 2010, 06:29 PM
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I know with some people, depending on the level of severity, some ashtmatics can have reactions to aerosol, so roll-on/stick deoderant may be an idea, just for everyones sakes
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| Jen |
Oct 11 2010, 06:58 PM
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QUOTE (SirSquidness @ Oct 11 2010, 07:20 PM) Even if Union hall was sealed, it would take a lot of deodorant cans to make the atmosphere flammable. Would you prefer, no smell, BO Smell, or BO + Hydrocarbons?
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| Wombie |
Oct 11 2010, 07:15 PM
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seriously i have been telling you respawn admins to get sponsorship from lynx for years! they have mini aerosol sprays and roll ons so they could sendout some hot girls and have them hand a roll on to each geek on entry! QUOTE Would you prefer, no smell, BO Smell, or BO + Hydrocarbons? Hydrocarbons are the basis for every organism on this planet.
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| Guni |
Oct 11 2010, 07:19 PM
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QUOTE (Wombie @ Oct 11 2010, 07:15 PM) seriously i have been telling you respawn admins to get sponsorship from lynx for years! they have mini aerosol sprays and roll ons so they could sendout GUNI cause hes a babe and have him hand a roll on to each geek on entry! QUOTE Would you prefer, no smell, BO Smell, or BO + Hydrocarbons? Hydrocarbons are the basis for every organism on this planet. *fixed* Prio if you double fix this i will end you >:)
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| Wombie |
Oct 11 2010, 07:21 PM
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I'm sorry i am ALWAYS makign that mistake
PS- thank you for not editing the chemistry bit! or i'd have scienced on your hunky babe face
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| SirSquidness |
Oct 11 2010, 07:30 PM
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QUOTE (Guni @ Oct 11 2010, 08:19 PM) QUOTE (Wombie @ Oct 11 2010, 07:15 PM) seriously i have been telling you respawn admins to get sponsorship from lynx for years! they have mini aerosol sprays and roll ons so they could sendout GUNI cause hes a babe and have him hand a roll on to each geek on entry! QUOTE Would you prefer, no smell, BO Smell, or BO + Hydrocarbons? Hydrocarbons are the basis for every organism on this planet. *fixed* Prio if you double fix this i will make sweet sweet love to you >:) *fixed
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| Guni |
Oct 11 2010, 07:38 PM
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QUOTE (SirSquidness @ Oct 11 2010, 08:30 PM) QUOTE (Guni @ Oct 11 2010, 08:19 PM) QUOTE (Wombie @ Oct 11 2010, 07:15 PM) seriously i have been telling you respawn admins to get sponsorship from lynx for years! they have mini aerosol sprays and roll ons so they could sendout GUNI cause hes a babe and have him hand a roll on to each geek on entry! QUOTE Would you prefer, no smell, BO Smell, or BO + Hydrocarbons? Hydrocarbons are the basis for every organism on this planet. *fixed* Prio if you double fix this i will make sweet sweet love to squid >:) *fixed *fixed
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| priorax |
Oct 11 2010, 08:41 PM
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QUOTE (Guni @ Oct 11 2010, 08:19 PM) QUOTE (Wombie @ Oct 11 2010, 07:15 PM) seriously i have been telling you respawn admins to get sponsorship from lynx for years! they have mini aerosol sprays and roll ons so they could sendout GUNI cause he wishes he was a babe and have him give a hand a each geek on entry! QUOTE Would you prefer, no smell, BO Smell, or BO + Hydrocarbons? Hydrocarbons are the basis for every organism on this planet. *fixed* Prio if you double fix this i will end you >:) If you end me half as well as you did at TF2 on Sunday morning, who is up for a drink? Though, that being said, if you give a hand to each geek on entry, it means we may need to lower the number of participants to 5... There must be some non-geeks out there. To save on his hands |
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| Shadow Reaper |
Oct 11 2010, 09:43 PM
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Suggestion: Sell can's of deoderant at the next respawn
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| oohms |
Oct 11 2010, 10:03 PM
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Roll on deoderant is gross - i prefer to shower before i rock up, and not shit my pants
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| Queen Gainer |
Oct 11 2010, 10:40 PM
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QUOTE (Guni @ Oct 11 2010, 08:38 PM) QUOTE (SirSquidness @ Oct 11 2010, 08:30 PM) QUOTE (Guni @ Oct 11 2010, 08:19 PM) QUOTE (Wombie @ Oct 11 2010, 07:15 PM) seriously i have been telling you respawn admins to get sponsorship from lynx for years! they have mini aerosol sprays and roll ons so they could sendout GUNI cause hes a babe and have him hand a roll on to each geek on entry! QUOTE Would you prefer, no smell, BO Smell, or BO + Hydrocarbons? Hydrocarbons are the basis for every organism on this planet. *fixed* Prio if you double fix this i will make sweet sweet love to squid >:) *fixed *fixed I like all of these. Do all of these. |
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| priorax |
Oct 11 2010, 10:59 PM
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| Lord Infamous |
Oct 12 2010, 11:54 AM
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Is there any where to shower? I was tempted to pay $100 at a brothel just to get some clean, flowing water.
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| oohms |
Oct 12 2010, 09:28 PM
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QUOTE (Lord Infamous @ Oct 12 2010, 12:54 PM) Is there any where to shower? I was tempted to pay $100 at a brothel just to get some clean, flowing water. I'm not sure that would be for the kind of shower you were expecting  |
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| Vortex Vandel |
Oct 13 2010, 01:45 PM
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QUOTE (oohms @ Oct 12 2010, 09:28 PM) QUOTE (Lord Infamous @ Oct 12 2010, 12:54 PM) Is there any where to shower? I was tempted to pay $100 at a brothel just to get some clean, flowing water. I'm not sure that would be for the kind of shower you were expecting German night games can indeed be expensive! |
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| Nims |
Oct 13 2010, 11:53 PM
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QUOTE (Lord Infamous @ Oct 12 2010, 11:54 AM) Is there any where to shower? I was tempted to pay $100 at a brothel just to get some clean, flowing water. The girl's bathroom upstairs has showers.. I'd imagine the guy's bathroom would also? |
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| soulink |
Oct 14 2010, 12:24 PM
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QUOTE (Nims @ Oct 14 2010, 12:53 AM) QUOTE (Lord Infamous @ Oct 12 2010, 11:54 AM) Is there any where to shower? I was tempted to pay $100 at a brothel just to get some clean, flowing water. The girl's bathroom upstairs has showers.. I'd imagine the guy's bathroom would also? nope no showers in mens bathroom, just two toilets that stunk like a 2 week old rotting flesh off a dead cat!! like srsly it fckn stunk bad! |
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| Ezkaton |
Oct 14 2010, 04:32 PM
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Speaking of toilets, why can't people NOT be slobs for once in their life and actually piss inside the toilet bowl?
When I went to the toilet, all of one time at v18, I wandered into the cubicle thing and some moron had pissed up the back wall and over half the toilet seat... and it was all over the ground. Toilet left unflushed. I had to flush the toilet with my feet, 'cause I was afraid to touch the handle.
Fucking pigs.
Every time I've gone to the toilet there, it has always been filthy, with piss everywhere, and always... ALWAYS an unflushed toilet.
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| Frookie |
Oct 14 2010, 05:12 PM
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QUOTE (Ezkaton @ Oct 14 2010, 04:32 PM) Speaking of toilets, why can't people NOT be slobs for once in their life and actually piss inside the toilet bowl?
When I went to the toilet, all of one time at v18, I wandered into the cubicle thing and some moron had pissed up the back wall and over half the toilet seat... and it was all over the ground. Toilet left unflushed. I had to flush the toilet with my feet, 'cause I was afraid to touch the handle.
Fucking pigs.
Every time I've gone to the toilet there, it has always been filthy, with piss everywhere, and always... ALWAYS an unflushed toilet. but theres picatures on the wall
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| Alioth |
Oct 14 2010, 05:50 PM
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QUOTE (Frookie @ Oct 14 2010, 06:12 PM) QUOTE (Ezkaton @ Oct 14 2010, 04:32 PM) Speaking of toilets, why can't people NOT be slobs for once in their life and actually piss inside the toilet bowl?
When I went to the toilet, all of one time at v18, I wandered into the cubicle thing and some moron had pissed up the back wall and over half the toilet seat... and it was all over the ground. Toilet left unflushed. I had to flush the toilet with my feet, 'cause I was afraid to touch the handle.
Fucking pigs.
Every time I've gone to the toilet there, it has always been filthy, with piss everywhere, and always... ALWAYS an unflushed toilet. but theres picatures on the wall Look left... Look right... Look left... Look...  |
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| Queen Gainer |
Oct 14 2010, 06:04 PM
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QUOTE (Ezkaton @ Oct 14 2010, 05:32 PM) Speaking of toilets, why can't people NOT be slobs for once in their life and actually piss inside the toilet bowl?
When I went to the toilet, all of one time at v18, I wandered into the cubicle thing and some moron had pissed up the back wall and over half the toilet seat... and it was all over the ground. Toilet left unflushed. I had to flush the toilet with my feet, 'cause I was afraid to touch the handle.
Fucking pigs.
Every time I've gone to the toilet there, it has always been filthy, with piss everywhere, and always... ALWAYS an unflushed toilet. I NEVER HAVE THAT PROBLEM EVER. I'M SO FANTASTIC. |
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| Patryn |
Oct 15 2010, 12:24 AM
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oh yeah, and the seats can be flipped up! you don't need to pee all over the seat!!! -.-
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| Kitfox |
Oct 22 2010, 03:00 PM
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Modding a nerf gun to be a massive deodorant sprayer that takes cans of lynx as ammo, and will clock it like a shotgun shell when it runs out. If you get hit thank me later.
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| OM NOM NOM |
Oct 29 2010, 05:16 PM
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how about nappies?
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| TheTacoMan |
Nov 14 2010, 04:18 PM
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QUOTE (SirSquidness @ Oct 11 2010, 07:20 PM) Even if Union hall was sealed, it would take a lot of deodorant cans to make the atmosphere flammable. IS THIS A CHALLENGE?!?!?!?!? |
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| SirSquidness |
Nov 14 2010, 04:20 PM
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QUOTE (TheTacoMan @ Nov 14 2010, 05:18 PM) QUOTE (SirSquidness @ Oct 11 2010, 07:20 PM) Even if Union hall was sealed, it would take a lot of deodorant cans to make the atmosphere flammable. IS THIS A CHALLENGE?!?!?!?!? * May not be an actual challenge. Consult doctor is symptoms persist
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Nov 14 2010, 11:05 PM
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http://respawn.com.au/forums/index.php?showtopic=1804I am working on a solution to this. Watch this space,
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| oohms |
Nov 15 2010, 12:11 AM
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Most of the smelly people won't buy deoderant :3
Maybe we need a sanitation patrol
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| Shadow Reaper |
Nov 15 2010, 09:48 AM
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Put it in the terms and conditions that hygine is required and if you are asked to wear deoderant you are required to do so unless you have allegies to them.
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| SirSquidness |
Nov 15 2010, 10:21 AM
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QUOTE (Shadow Reaper @ Nov 15 2010, 10:48 AM) Put it in the terms and conditions that hygine is required and if you are asked to wear deoderant you are required to do so unless you have allegies to them. That's a little too overbearing for me to be comfortable with.
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Nov 15 2010, 01:02 PM
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QUOTE (oohms @ Nov 15 2010, 01:11 AM) Most of the smelly people won't buy deoderant :3
Maybe we need a sanitation patrol Pretty sure force spraying someone with stingy flammable liquid is illegal oohms 
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| oohms |
Nov 15 2010, 01:09 PM
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Maybe we can sell gas masks instead
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| Lord Infamous |
Nov 15 2010, 06:30 PM
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ahahah best idea
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| Shadow Reaper |
Nov 15 2010, 07:39 PM
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I doubt it would be strong enough =/
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Nov 15 2010, 08:00 PM
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It fits the theme... it is Christmas
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| OM NOM NOM |
Nov 16 2010, 07:52 PM
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QUOTE (Alioth @ Nov 15 2010, 07:15 PM) You know the nametag/lanyard things we're given to wear upon entry? How about we kick it up a notch and make them usefull?! Yeah, I know, pretty much genius. This is why they pay me the big bucks win won't be the best thing to get rid of the smell but it would help
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| Alioth |
Nov 16 2010, 09:32 PM
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QUOTE (OM NOM NOM @ Nov 16 2010, 08:52 PM) QUOTE (Alioth @ Nov 15 2010, 07:15 PM) You know the nametag/lanyard things we're given to wear upon entry? How about we kick it up a notch and make them usefull?! Yeah, I know, pretty much genius. This is why they pay me the big bucks win won't be the best thing to get rid of the smell but it would help Buuuuut, tree x 450 spread evenly throughout the hall = Heavy Fresh Pine! We could make them popcorn smelling, or something equally as awesome! |
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| oohms |
Nov 16 2010, 10:05 PM
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I love the smell of pine (only second to new car smell, which you can buy in a can)
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| PaintTheStreetsInWhite |
Nov 27 2010, 01:15 PM
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will definitely be bringing cans of lynx in my bag for disgusting smelling people....
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Nov 27 2010, 01:31 PM
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So Lee,
That means you are our Lynx Girl?
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| Jen |
Nov 27 2010, 02:14 PM
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QUOTE (PaintTheStreetsInWhite @ Nov 27 2010, 02:15 PM) will definitely be bringing cans of lynx in my bag for disgusting smelling people.... Please don't spray random people with it. Some people have issues with spray on deod and this might cause a highly unpleasant situation. You are welcome to bring it for yourself but please please, dont spray others.
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| PaintTheStreetsInWhite |
Nov 27 2010, 02:57 PM
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lol jeffy, i'm joking. i'll be bringing it for my smelly boyfriend.
also, (off topic) you live in seaford? if you shop at safeway seaford, i probably see you all the time.
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| Jen |
Nov 27 2010, 03:10 PM
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Sometimes I do, but not always. You can stalk me if you so desire but your BF might get upset lol.
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| PaintTheStreetsInWhite |
Nov 27 2010, 03:19 PM
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that would probably increase my creep factor by about 90%, so i probably shouldn't, lol. i'd rather not imitate what half my customers are like, so i might have to pass on that, haha.
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