The Internet Psalm:
The Internet is my shepherd, I shall not want anything else.
It maketh me float in the virtual world of awesomeness.
It leadeth me away from boredom.
It refurbishes and enriches me.
It leadeth me in the path of fun and frolic amassed from all over the world.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of shadow of death, I will enjoy my life, for the Internet, it excites me.
It prepares a collage of everything I love before me.
It anoints my head with humanism. My cup of joy runneth over.
Surely, the quest for the new and craving for information shall follow me and the next generation all the days of our lives
And I wish to be on my chair in front of the Internet forever.
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