the quote thread Options

[mang]

you know the deal.. start posting the funny

[Gwakkle]

[11:48:44] <Gwakkle> hey dude you still got that rack?
[11:49:02] <HrdwrBoB> yep
[11:49:06] <Gwakkle> how big is it?
[12:10:43] <Daemo> lawn

[mang]

[02:19] «Daemo» oooh... can i have them, mang? are they black?
[02:19] «mang» red
[02:19] «Daemo» i know its a contradiction and all.. but i like the short black ones

[Daemo]

[15:44] (Blackjack) Daemo: damn youuuuuu
[15:44] (Blackjack) i was about to put 33: Destructo, Destructo, Sean. in
[15:44] (Blackjack)
[15:44] (Blackjack) i didn't even get to make the motivational comment after i posted :'(
[15:44] (Daemo) lol
[15:45] (Daemo) motivational?
[15:45] (Blackjack) thanks sean, and welcome
[15:45] (Blackjack) vagualy motivational
[15:45] (Daemo) haha
[15:45] (Blackjack) ... i makes him feel all warm and happy inside ><
[15:45] (Daemo) mke one anyway... and say something about how i beat you to it

[mang]

[03:40] «Gwakkle» tomorrow im going to either go smack some balls

[Daemo]

[04:08:31] (Grosby) ergh
[04:08:36] (Grosby) I can't sleep
[04:09:15] (Draffasick) I think i've slept about one of every two hours for the last three or four days.
[04:10:23] * Draffasick stick it to Grosby
[04:10:29] (Draffasick) +s
[04:12:14] (Grosby)
[04:13:07] (Grosby) are you trying to have one up on the woman who, currently, is so fat and lopsided that she can't turn in her sleep, instead having to wake up, and take about a minute to turn whilst moaning
[04:13:59] (Draffasick) yes.
[04:14:05] (Draffasick)
[04:14:08] (Daemo) you need to lube up the sheets or something
[04:14:14] (Draffasick) lol
[04:14:19] (edj) lol
[04:14:33] (Grosby) someone told me that satin sheets help
[04:14:39] (Daemo) or get a rotisary.. one that slowly spins you around
[04:14:44] (Grosby) hahahaa
[04:14:53] (Draffasick) yeah, but you'll just ruin them when the waters break
[04:14:54] (Grosby) I dread to think where the other bar goes
[04:14:57] (Draffasick) hahahaha
[04:14:59] (Daemo) rofl
[04:15:06] (edj) ahhaha
[04:15:27] (Grosby) like what, in my mouth, attached to my head...
[04:16:25] (Draffasick) in your mouth clearly. I mean, duh.

[Gwakkle]

[23:39:29] <MiniWalks> HOT DICKINGS!
[23:43:00] <MiniWalks> incoming Daemo
[23:43:05] <BOB_LOE> yep
[23:43:07] <BOB_LOE> cover your arses
[23:43:11] * Daemo has joined #respawn
[23:43:21] <MiniWalks> LOL

edit by Daemo: (23:44:12):: * Daemo dives on BOB_LOE's ass

[mang]

«BOB_LOE» actually.. i wonder if female goats give head?

HAR HAR HAR BOB_LOE LIKES TEH GOATZ

[The Shadow]

i like coke

[Gwakkle]

[20:59:53] <wombie> ZOMG
[20:59:58] <BOB_LOE> LEIK
[21:00:07] <wombie> LEIK OMGAWSH
[21:00:12] <BOB_LOE> LEIKLAWNS
[21:00:14] <wombie> LEIK THIS IS SO LEIK COOL
[21:00:24] <BOB_LOE> n stuff
[21:00:46] <wombie> yah
[21:00:47] <wombie> totally
[21:00:55] <BOB_LOE> so leik
[21:00:56] <BOB_LOE> sarp?
[21:01:10] <Gwakkle> sdown?
[21:01:15] <wombie> leik nm, leik, what abotu you girl?
[21:01:25] <BOB_LOE> spell it guuurl
[21:01:27] <BOB_LOE> sounds cooler
[21:01:51] <wombie> tru that sister
[21:02:02] * BOB_LOE nods
[21:02:06] <wombie> =D

[MiniWalks]

You Said A Bad Word .......... Ohhhhhhh........

[Gwakkle]

[21:44:41] <Wombie> lowie
[21:44:49] <Lowie> wombie
[21:45:05] <Wombie> remeber what i told you about if zardoz appears at teh next clbu meeting we'd buy a duck in honor of him and name it zardoz?
[21:45:11] <Lowie> yes!!
[21:45:14] <Lowie> did you get one?!
[21:45:22] <Wombie> yah i have the duck
[21:45:30] * @Zardoz quackz
[21:45:34] <Lowie> YAY
[21:45:34] <Gwakkle> hahaha
[21:45:40] <Lowie> fantastic
[21:45:49] <Wombie> yah its a good duck

[Daemo]

(19:29:17):: <Gwakkle> yeh... and IM gay...

[Gwakkle]

[18:16:10] <@Daemo> lets all just try to get banned by Daemo, shall we?

[Wombie]

Woah...it's a quote fight!


*ding, ding*

[Daemo]

Woah...it's a quote fight!
*ding, ding*

fight?
hrmmm..

[mang]

[22:47] «Daemo» hrmm.. i think i might go outside for a smoke (yeah yeah.. my lungs love you too) and see how many things out of MiniWalks toiletries bag i can fit up my ass at the same time
[22:48] «Daemo» the jar of gel might be a squeeze


[22:50] «Daemo» so... how many people have paste shit ive said in the last hour onto the forums?

sif ask for it nooby

[Daemo]

(22:40:14):: <@Daemo> why is it that i feel suicidal the most when my life is good?
(22:40:25):: <+Gwakkle> ha
(22:40:29):: <MiniWalks> coz lifes a bitch
(22:40:36):: <+Gwakkle> and then you get fucked
(22:40:42):: <+Gwakkle> then shes the bitch
(22:40:44):: <@Daemo> well if life is really a bitch.... i wanna come on her tits

[Daemo]

(18:53:22):: * +MiniWalks aims to please
(18:53:25):: <@The_Shadow> "unf unf unf."

[Daemo]

(19:13:02):: <Wombie> well im gonna go have a shower so i dont smell like sausage:P

[Daemo]

(16:31:21):: <@Daemo> oh god.. thats rank.. bbl.. cant stay in this room
(16:34:25):: <TMM> Daemo did a big fart ?
(16:34:59):: * Gwakkle (hostmask) has joined #respawn
(16:35:57):: <@Daemo> yeah
(16:36:00):: <@Daemo> :S
(16:36:11):: <@Daemo> must have been the bigM i had
(16:36:18):: <Gwakkle> you hear that thunder Daemo?
(16:36:31):: <Gwakkle> like a while ago?
(16:36:31):: <@Daemo> that wasnt thunder.. lol

[TMM]

[20:05] <@Zardoz> fuck, my logs are big.

[Gwakkle]

[15:15:19] <Wombie> when in doubt, worship lowie

[MiniWalks]

(16:46:26):: <+Gwakkle> daemo you wanna go have hot sex with me??? just like you did with wombie???
(16:46:39):: <Wombie> nah he wants to have hot sex with me again thanks
(16:46:40):: <+Gwakkle> i was looking for you before but you wernt here
(16:46:47):: <+Gwakkle> fine
(16:46:49):: <@Daemo> "just like you did with Wombie???" ... ok
(16:46:49):: <Wombie>
(16:46:55):: * @Daemo fucks Gwakkle in the anus
(16:47:16):: <TMM> pwned
(16:47:19):: <Wombie> awww
(16:47:21):: * +Gwakkle chants to self... its only gay if the balls touch... its only gay if the balls touch
(16:47:32):: <Wombie> LOL!
(16:47:44):: <Wombie> daemo you said youd give up but sex with gwakkle =(
(16:47:50):: <@Daemo> i lied
(16:47:53):: <TMM> heheh

[Daemo]

(17:16:43):: <+|lippa|> what a btich. internode had an outage, that its not updsating and shit so people have free downloads and shit... reads as "no plan found"
(17:16:44):: <+|lippa|> BUT
(17:16:47):: <+|lippa|> im capped.
(17:17:10):: <+|lippa|> surposed to be uncapped today but like they hev ta fix this issue
(17:17:22):: <+Daemo> pwned
(17:17:30):: <+|lippa|> hard.

[TMM]

[18:11] <@Daemo> ive got a fair whack.. but not this years
[18:12] <Wombie> you always have a fair whack

[Wombie]

<Daemo> what if I shit on her chest.. would that turn you on, Gwakkle?
<Gwakkle> no
<Wombie> O_O

[Gwakkle]

[01:49:02] * Zardoz taps MiniWalks

[TMM]

[14:25] <Milamber> MY BROTHER IS A SOUP THIEF!
[14:26] <Milamber> just thought ...u know ..throw that out there

[Daemo]

[19:55] (Jomo) my head is on fire.
[20:01] (Jomo) MY HEAD IS ON FIRE

[Daemo]

(18:47:38):: <+Zardoz> Man goes to a zoo... but there was only one dog.. it was a shutzu
(18:47:39):: <+Zardoz> shitzu
(18:47:40):: <+Zardoz> sigh
(18:47:46):: <@XiTatiON> hahahah
(18:47:48):: <@XiTatiON> your fired

[Daemo]

(20:51:20):: <@Zardoz> there's a guy on my MSN list
(20:51:24):: <@Daemo> omg!

[Daemo]

(17:46:20):: <@kissmine> windows has a bug

[Daemo]

(13:45:15):: <@Daemo> HrdwrBoB nothing is big in australia... cept my cock
(13:46:24):: <+HrdwrBoB> haha fuck me
(13:46:31):: <@Daemo> ok

[Daemo]

(20:22:44):: <chewy> sorry, you are going to be more obvious
(20:22:48):: <chewy> i cant work out what you want
(20:22:57):: <@XiTatiON> lol
(20:23:03):: <@XiTatiON> insert dick here...

[TMM]

[20:13] * Lurks[D] is now known as Lurks
[20:19] <Lurks> I have teh returned from Queensland
[20:20] <shogs> welcome back to mexico

[TMM]

[07:10] <+Goat`> the internet is more addicting than anything
[07:11] <+TMM> more addictive then sex?
[07:11] <+Sam0r> depends
[07:12] <+tm36usa|kao> Sam0r loves the fat chick sex more than the internet
[07:12] <+Sam0r> lies
[07:12] <+tm36usa|kao> truths
[07:12] <+TMM> pwneds
[07:12] <@hitman012> lols

[Wombie]

(20:07:17):: <chewy> would you pay $60 for a lan?
(20:07:20):: <@Daemo> fuck no
(20:07:23):: <TMM> no
(20:07:52):: <@Daemo> i end up paying 60 for a lan.. but thats about 25 for entry..a nd then food, parking, cigarettes and fuel on top
(20:09:11):: <@Daemo> ive got nothing against PLG themself.. they found a market and are making money off it.. you're the stupid person if you pay them to run your lan.. plus id totaly fuck alimon
(20:09:52):: <@Daemo> i just cant bring myself to pay 60 bucks for a lan.. AND drive into the city
(20:10:03):: <@Daemo> not even for a peice of alimons white ass
(20:10:23):: <TMM> rofl
(20:12:06):: <@Daemo> i was annoyed enough as it is that monsterlan raised their price up to 30 bucks
(20:12:33):: <@Daemo> and i could have got gigabit and sat on the admin table if i wanted to
(20:14:05):: <@Daemo> i just checked the forums and you didnt quote me at all.. lol
(20:14:24):: <@Daemo> slow? or me saying id fuck a guy is just too common an occurance to quote?
(20:14:59):: <vanguard> gay on the internet doesnt have the old shock vale it used to gave
(20:15:02):: <vanguard> *value
(20:15:23):: <chewy> your going to need to be more graphic
(20:15:24):: <vanguard> *have
(20:17:36):: <@Daemo> graphic.. as in describing how my giant throbbing cock, covered in lube and glistening in the halflight slides deep inside alimons anal passage spreading his ass cheeks wide and my balls making a slapping sound as i pound away ?
(20:17:40):: <@Daemo> like that?
(20:18:19):: <@Daemo> ill leave you guys with that though while i go and get drunk
(20:18:43):: <@Daemo> ill expect stories of how you beat off thinking of that scene
(20:19:27):: <@Daemo> dont all reply at once.. you might get lube on the keyboard
(20:41:59):: * TMM Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

[Gwakkle]

[20:54:10] <vanguard> gah
[20:54:26] <vanguard> i hate it when this happens.. 2 seasons of something
[20:54:28] <vanguard> 1 dvd
[20:54:36] <vanguard> it overflows the dvd by 100mb
[20:54:41] <+MiniWalks> lol
[20:54:46] <+MiniWalks> overburn ?
[20:54:54] <vanguard> dont want to risk it :/
[20:55:13] <+MiniWalks> fair call
[20:55:21] <+MiniWalks> then just do 1 season per disk
[20:55:33] <vanguard> waste of 1 dvd
[20:55:47] <+MiniWalks> oh noes 1 dvd
[20:56:25] <@Daemo> fill the dvd up with porn.. then it wont be a waste
[20:57:17] <vanguard> ehe
[21:01:30] <+MiniWalks> Daemo, always wise in a crisis

[Daemo]

(13:02:29):: <devians> yanks should be stabbed for hanging onto inches and all that shit
(13:02:47):: <Daemo> dont go to america then
(13:03:42):: <devians> or got to america well equipped with some form of stabbing device...
(13:03:53):: <Daemo> and wear a purple shirt
(13:05:22):: * devians hugs daemo
(13:05:30):: <devians> you are a god among men
(13:05:34):: <Daemo> heh
(13:05:51):: <devians> explosm ftw
(13:05:57):: <Daemo>

[Gwakkle]

[21:22:47] * Joins: Gwakkle
[21:22:48] <Deadeye> o_O
[21:22:58] <Zardoz> because I am slack
[21:23:04] <Deadeye> SLACK!
[21:23:05] <Deadeye> ok
[21:23:14] * Z sets mode: +o Gwakkle
[21:23:23] <C3l3sti4l> is this the real gwakkle?
[21:23:28] <Gwakkle> lol
[21:23:30] <Zardoz> what the
[21:23:32] <Zardoz> uhh
[21:23:34] <vanguard> can the real slim gwakkle please stand up
[21:23:35] <Zardoz> how the fuck
[21:23:37] <Zardoz> DAEMO
[21:23:37] <Gwakkle> its daemo for a sec
[21:23:43] <Zardoz> Oh
[21:23:45] <Zardoz> right
[21:23:45] <Zardoz> phew

[Daemo]

(16:17:52):: * Glasseater has joined #respawn
(16:17:59):: <Glasseater> IM BACK
(16:18:03):: * Glasseater was kicked by Daemo (FULL CAPS breaches the channel rules.)

[TMM]

[18:53] <@Daemo> you know what i say about cocks.. if i see one near my face im gonna have to bite it

[Gwakkle]

[18:57:25] <Wombie> i wanna see gwakkles penis...who DOESNT?

[Gwakkle]

[20:42:14] <@Daemo> btw.. im not a she..
[20:42:25] <vanguard> orly?
[20:42:27] <vanguard> damn :<

[Daemo]

cos im so damn sexy:
(19:22:55):: <@Daemo> TMM: do i scare you? perhaps revolt/disgust you? .. at any time
(19:23:53):: <TMM> at EVERY time
(19:24:02):: <@Daemo> lol.. realy?
(19:24:08):: <TMM> yarly
(19:24:13):: * @Daemo hugs TMM
(19:24:14):: <@Daemo> there there
(19:24:21):: <TMM>
(19:24:46):: <@Daemo> i wouldnt dream of hurting you... perhaps make sweet sweet love to you.. but never hurt you
(19:25:57):: <TMM> im disturbed,
(19:26:13):: <@Daemo> lol, im glad
(19:26:17):: <TMM>

[Gwakkle]

[21:02:09] <Wombie> i r awesopme
[21:02:11] <Wombie> wombie ftw

[TMM]

[14:44] <De[a]deye-> HDDs: [Used] [Free] [Size]
[14:44] <De[a]deye-> Root (C:) 9.41GB 19.89GB 29.29GB (NTFS)
[14:44] <De[a]deye-> Raid and program files (D:) 489.92GB 39.69GB 529.62GB (NTFS)
[14:44] <De[a]deye-> Storage (E:) 278.01GB 1.45GB 279.46GB (NTFS)
[14:44] <De[a]deye-> Music and Games (F:) 263.89GB 15.57GB 279.46GB (NTFS)
[14:44] <De[a]deye-> New Volume (I:) 83.07MB 596.1GB 596.18GB (NTFS)
[14:44] <De[a]deye-> New Volume (J:) 73.76MB 298.02GB 298.09GB (NTFS)
[14:44] <De[a]deye-> New Volume (K:) 73.76MB 298.02GB 298.09GB (NTFS)
[14:44] <De[a]deye-> Total: 1.02TB 1.24TB 2.26TB
[14:44] * De[a]deye- was kicked by Z ((titmouse) spam)
[14:44] * Joins: De[a]deye-
[14:44] <De[a]deye-> sif

[Gwakkle]

[14:53:21] <chewy> i saw myself in a mirror just before
[14:53:30] <chewy> there is something wronger with my hair than usual
[14:53:52] <@The_Shadow> these things happen i guess chewy lol

[Daemo]

[15:52:51] <+Gwakkle> you can come masturbate wiht me... i need to masturbate

[Gwakkle]

[16:15:44] <Wombie> i broke my g-string

[Daemo]

(16:57:20):: <chewy> just insert the bottle
(16:57:41):: <chewy> btw taking alcohol up the ass is dangerous

[TMM]

[17:53] <TMM> white obese meat beating impatiently everyday
[17:53] <Deadeye-> HAHAH!
[17:53] <@Daemo> will only masturebate because its enormous
[17:53] <Deadeye-> LOL
[17:53] <TMM> rofl
[17:53] <Deadeye-> oh god
[17:53] <Deadeye-> i think i need something to eat...
[17:53] <Deadeye-> that was a bad time to say that

[Daemo]

(13:45:43):: <+Gwakkle> <<stupid

[Daemo]

(15:59:56):: <+HrdwrBoB> talking shit, playing games and shit
(16:00:03):: <@The_Shadow> drinking, bagging consoles
(16:00:05):: <+HrdwrBoB> (so, lots of shit really)
(16:00:12):: <+HrdwrBoB> but it just feels wrong
(16:00:13):: <@Zardoz> how ios that different to anal plundering?
(16:00:22):: <@Zardoz> "lots of shit"?
(16:00:33):: <+HrdwrBoB> anal plundering they take the shit either way
(16:00:35):: <@Daemo> anal plundering = packing the shit in.. not letting it out to run free
(16:00:47):: <+HrdwrBoB> normally you give out the shit freely
(16:01:35):: <+HrdwrBoB> thing is, they also won't provide food*
(16:01:40):: <@The_Shadow> not only that anal plundering is bad for some people
(16:01:44):: <@The_Shadow> unlike respawn!
(16:01:51):: <@The_Shadow> free sausage fest!

[TMM]

[18:57] <@Daemo> im an admin.. it is my duty to police this channel and enforce the rules as best i can to my interpretation..
[18:57] <Cenotaph> I figured I'd add an option 3 just for Glasseater.
[18:57] <@Zardoz> I want to know who voted no.
[18:57] <Wombie> what if the rules involved fucking pandas?
[18:57] <@Zardoz> Wombie: I don't believe there are any
[18:58] <@Zardoz> as long as it's not abusive
[18:58] <@Zardoz> or you're not fucking the panda with excessive capital letters

[Daemo]

(00:38:56):: <RockeT> good night, thanks for wasting half an hour of my life.

[Gwakkle]

[19:04:25] <@Daemo> can i come? i promise i wont hump too many of your friends/relatives

[Gwakkle]

[19:20:59] <Cenotaph> if everyone means me, then yes
[19:21:03] <+Gwakkle> no
[19:21:06] <Zardoz> no
[19:21:09] <TMM> no

[TMM]

[22:05] <@Daemo> you know you want to let me, Gwakkle
[22:05] <+Gwakkle> nah
[22:05] <+Gwakkle> it wouldnt be rape if i let you
[22:06] <@Daemo> call it what you will.. i call it surprise sex
[22:07] <@The_Shadow> surprise but secks!
[22:08] <@Zardoz> surprise HOT DICKINGS !!!
[22:11] <chewy> suprise cup

[Gwakkle]

[12:19:38] <BumbleBJ> i saw the Snakes on a Plane trailer at the moofies the other night, saturday 'Miami Vice'... heh..
[12:19:52] <BumbleBJ> the audience was suprisingly into it - i thought it was just an 'internet' thing
[12:20:52] <mojo> i dont understand why everyone here is obsessed with it
[12:22:02] <HrdwrBoB> dude
[12:22:04] <HrdwrBoB> snakes
[12:22:06] <HrdwrBoB> on a plane
[12:22:10] <HrdwrBoB> what's not to like?

[TMM]

[16:37] <+Zardawz> absolutely motherfucking fan fucking motherfucking tastic

[Daemo]

(19:36:41):: <Wombie> rule no 1: dont take daemo to a farmyard
(19:37:05):: <vanguard> rule 2: dont take daemo anywhere?
(19:37:15):: <Wombie> rule 3: don't feed the daemo
(19:37:44):: <@Daemo> rule 4: dont talk about fight club
(19:37:45):: <@Daemo> rule 5: dont read the rules out loud when daemo is around
(19:37:58):: <vanguard> rule 6 ???
(19:38:04):: <vanguard> rule 7: profit!

[Zardoz]

[20:01] <Daemo> there isnt a single quote that is JUST lines that ive said

[Daemo]

(20:05:43):: * Zardoz was kicked by Daemo ((20:02:28):: <@Zardoz> stawp teh lies <- stawping.. NOW)

[TMM]

[20:31] <@Zardoz> TWO MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES MORE MAN
[20:31] <@Zardoz> err
[20:31] <@Zardoz> days
[20:31] * Zardoz was kicked by Zardoz (excessive caps use)

[Daemo]

(22:20:31):: <FatMan> oh Agg <3
(22:21:20):: <Rage> like flies to a dying carcas, you guys are
(22:21:38):: <brodsta> Rage: like shit on a blanket
(22:21:57):: <Rage> i have never crapped on a blanket before brodsta
(22:22:05):: <brodsta> lol
(22:22:20):: <brodsta> you haven't lived
(22:22:34):: <GavaSLEEP> i was contemplating ordering something when it was on the homepage earlier
(22:22:39):: <GavaSLEEP> this just sealed the deal

[Daemo]

(14:21:11):: <+Gwakkle> well id ask daemo... but he gets used alot
(14:21:28):: <Glasseater> make him squeeze in
(14:21:32):: <+Gwakkle> lol
(14:21:39):: <Access> Always room for one more.

[Daemo]

(18:02:57):: -> *z* ban #respawn *!*@*.optusnet.com.au
(18:02:58):: * Z sets mode: +b *!*@*.optusnet.com.au
(18:02:58):: * mojo was kicked by Z ((Grayven) No Reason)
(18:02:58):: * Zardoz was kicked by Z ((Grayven) No Reason)
(18:02:58):: * The_Shadow was kicked by Z ((Grayven) No Reason)
(18:02:58):: * Glasseater was kicked by Z ((Grayven) No Reason)
(18:02:58):: * Gwakkle was kicked by Z ((Grayven) No Reason)
(18:02:58):: * C3l3sti4l was kicked by Z ((Grayven) No Reason)
(18:02:58):: * vanguard was kicked by Z ((Grayven) No Reason)
(18:02:58):: * Wombie was kicked by Z ((Grayven) No Reason)
(18:02:58):: * V-Spec was kicked by Z ((Grayven) No Reason)
(18:02:58):: * chewy was kicked by Z ((Grayven) No Reason)
(18:02:58):: * deathkiten was kicked by Z ((Grayven) No Reason)
(18:02:58):: -Z- Added ban *!*@*.optusnet.com.au to #respawn at level 75
(18:03:02):: <@Daemo> whoops
(18:04:17):: <vanguard> this channel sponsored by optusnet™

[Gwakkle]

[18:33:44] <@Daemo> dont laugh, probie..
[18:33:50] <@Daemo> you dont want to laugh
[18:33:56] * +Gwakkle laughs
[18:34:09] * @Daemo slaps Gwakkle on the back of the head
[18:34:14] <+Gwakkle> thx boss

[Gwakkle]

[22:01:43] <@Zardoz> My asscrack: 0.00MB in, 0.00MB out

[TMM]

[22:02] <+Daemo_> my cock: 50%in 50%out | your ass: 100% full 0% empty

[TMM]

[17:41] <MonoJoker> The scaphoid is the largest bone in the proximal carpal row. The scaphoid has a convex articular surface proximally for articulation with the radius. The lunate surface is flat. The distal end of the scaphoid consists of two articulating surfaces. The distolateral surface is convex and articulates with the trapezoid and trapezium. The distomedial surface is concave and articulates with the capitate.
[17:41] <MonoJoker> try saying that when you're pissed

[Daemo]

(13:29:12):: <outy> hey One``, go do a google image search for clown porn
(13:29:14):: <outy> its hilarious
(13:29:51):: <One``> it would be, since clowns are funny..
(13:30:18):: <One``> just like porn with bob hope in it would be hilarious
(13:39:21):: <Daemo> outy: i have a clown porn video.. the scene with the mime is the best
(13:39:43):: <outy> haha Daemo, g0t t0rr3ntz0r?
(13:39:46):: <yaleman> lol outy
(13:40:01):: <Daemo> nah. i dont torrent
(13:40:09):: <Daemo> you'd have to come down and lan with me
(13:40:28):: <outy> i know better than to lan with somebody who has clown porn
(13:40:34):: <Daemo> rofl
(13:40:41):: <outy> before ya know it your drunk and making balloon animals with your arsehole

[TMM]

CODE

[20:01] * +Bruno_me steals quack's eyes with a melon baller
[20:01] <+Bruno_me> ::)
[20:04] <+quack> (
[20:05] <+Bruno_me> ::/
[20:05] <+Bruno_me> ok you can have your eyes back
[20:05] <+Bruno_me> :)
[20:05] <+quack> :D

[Gwakkle]

[21:02:56] <Cenotaph> I'm bisexual

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[21:04:46] <Cenotaph> Daemo would fuck anything on two legs... ah fuck it we all know legs aren't required for that
[21:05:00] <TMM> lol
[21:05:03] <@Daemo> legs arent required.. nor is a heartbeat and you are allowed to be cold
[21:05:09] <@Daemo> a little dirt is no problem
[21:05:09] <TMM> .....
[21:05:16] <TMM> thats sick
[21:05:22] <+Gwakkle> thats daemo
(21:05:52):: <@Daemo> thats right.. ill dig your white ass out of the ground and fuck you

[beeslol]

[21:02:56] <Cenotaph> I'm bisexual

Actually the quote is

Cenotaph> I'm bisexual, but I'm no fag, can you say the same?

And it was a question to you.

Get it right FFS.

[Gwakkle]

[21:22:33] * WooKiE_MaN is a nub

[Daemo]

Actually the quote is "<Cenotaph> I'm bisexual, but I'm no fag, can you say the same?"
And it was a question to you.

Get it right FFS.

lol.. do you know what quoting is?
he intentionaly misquoted to make you look bad.. and you had to go and bring attention to it and make yourself look worse.

[Daemo]

(22:42:22):: <@Daemo> girls are so fucked up.. i think it would make my life so much easier if i was gay or atleast bi
(22:42:38):: <TMM> you give the impression that you are Daemo
(22:42:52):: <+HrdwrBoB> maybe he is
(22:43:06):: <@Daemo> im just not pursuing it at this time
(22:43:30):: <+HrdwrBoB> that's not what you said last night

[Gwakkle]

Pro gamer machine Daemo.....

[21:09:27] <@Daemo> i dont chat while im playing games.. its not efficient

[Daemo]

(00:11:47):: <+SgtMjrTank> ffs can we just drop it?
(00:11:58):: <@Daemo> no
(00:12:22):: * +SgtMjrTank whaps daemo on the heat
(00:12:23):: * +MiniWalks drops it
(00:12:25):: <+SgtMjrTank> yes
(00:12:30):: <@Daemo> zomg. i got hit in the heat
(00:12:37):: <+SgtMjrTank> :\

[Wombie]

<sexy-india> hai all boiz
* Daemo has quit IRC
<sexy-india> my curry too hot for him eh

[TMM]

[16:07] <@Blackjack> my cupboard is screaming

[Daemo]

<sexy-india> hai all boiz
* Daemo has quit IRC
<sexy-india> my curry too hot for him eh

pfft.. atleast correctly show that i timed out.

[Wombie]

Daemo: that wrecks the funny:P

[Gwakkle]

[21:17:37] <@Daemo> i have chocolate mousse!!

[Daemo]

(21:42:32):: <mademoiselle> my fine print is so fine, people don't even know i have a legal document

[Daemo]

(23:33:55):: <@Daemo> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbian_bukkake <- whoa
(23:34:40):: <deNs> lmao Daemo
(23:34:55):: <deNs> coming soon to a lan near daemo
(23:35:14):: <@Daemo> dont joke about shit like that deNs. so not funny

said on msn just after the above.
deNs says: was just intended as a joke.. you being serious?
Daemo says: nah.. fuckin wit you
deNs says: faggot lol
Daemo says: lol

[Daemo]

(23:50:17):: <+Zardawz> People will behave, daemo - won't they?
(23:50:24):: <@Daemo> i dunno
(23:50:28):: <@Daemo> im not people
(23:50:34):: <Katster> lol yes talk to him like his 4
(23:50:37):: <+Zardawz> You will behave, yes?
(23:50:39):: <Katster> that will make him behave
(23:50:41):: <Katster> hahahahah

[Gwakkle]

[23:45:01] <Daemo> selling wombie is like selling my computers.. "only when they're old and useless"

[Daemo]

(22:30:33):: <Wombie> soo many people are gonna get dog porn from me


(22:23:31):: <Wombie> i can just see gwakkle jerkin off right now


(22:18:47):: <Wombie> jomo
(22:18:56):: <Wombie> you hurt my faces feelings

[TMM]

[19:22] <Wombie> omg
[19:22] <Wombie> everyone
[19:22] <Wombie> free dog porn, msn me now for it

[Daemo]

(19:09:31):: <Wombie> incest isnt cool:(
(19:10:06):: <@Daemo> why isnt incest cool?
(19:10:26):: <Wombie> well if you had a brother like mine:P
(19:10:30):: <@Daemo> haha
(19:10:33):: <Wombie> it wouldnt be cool would it
(19:10:44):: <@Daemo> if i had a sister like you...
(19:10:55):: <Wombie> ..if i had a brother liek you =DD
(19:11:07):: <Wombie> <luke)
(19:11:11):: <@Daemo> rofl
(19:14:57):: <Access> O_O

[Daemo]

(22:57:01):: <@Zardoz> so I cna make sponsors teh happy
(22:57:55):: <+KATSTER> zardoz!
(22:57:58):: <+KATSTER> ZARDOZ
(22:58:01):: <@Zardoz> KATSTER
(22:58:08):: <Jomo> someone kick Zardoz
(22:58:10):: <Jomo> abuse of caps!
(22:58:16):: * +KATSTER raises and eyebrow at DAEMO
(22:58:18):: * Zardoz was kicked by Zardoz (100% caps= breaking teh rulez)

                                 
(22:41:05):: <+Katster> OH PLEASE GOND, DONT BAN ME, I LIKE BEING IN HEAVEN
(22:41:08):: <Jomo> slap her with your penis Daemo
(22:41:10):: <Jomo> its only fair
(22:41:13):: <+Katster> GOD RATHER
(22:41:15):: <+Katster> HAHAHA
(22:41:20):: <+Katster> HIS DONE THAT BEFORE

[Zardoz]

<Gwakkle> oh Daemo... im not getting drunk unless someone else is with us... ie at least one chick... that way if anyone takes advantage of me... it will either be her... or she will be nearbye to at the very least watch
<Daemo> no girl would take advantage of you.. except maybe take advantage of you falling asleep so she can make her escape

[Daemo]

(02:10:08):: <Willay|ZzZ> is she a butterface?
(02:10:22):: <FatMan> Willay|ZzZ: defien butterface?
(02:10:34):: <Willay|ZzZ> everythings good, but her face? lol

[Daemo]

(13:13:10):: <Old_Camper> I want meet nice western girlies for chitchat and sexytime - preference lady with yellow hairs, with plough experience and little or no history of retardation in family. I would like to meet you and make romance inside you.

[Daemo]

(13:29:34):: <Access> Your cocks bigger than mine Wombie.... you do it

[Daemo]

(16:14:26):: <@Xi-Work> i knew it Daemo is a womman
(16:15:39):: <vanguard> ooooh woaaah, pretty woman
(16:16:23):: * @Daemo poses seductively for vanguard
(16:16:49):: * vanguard puts grey streaks in his hair and takes Daemo inside his limo
(16:17:15):: * @Daemo tells alls his friends that he enjoyed the RIDE in vanguard's limo
(16:17:22):: * @Xi-Work dies infront of his work computer