07:06 deadman religion is like a penis. its fine to have one, its fine to be proud of it, but please dont whip it out in public and start waving it around and PLEASE dont try to shove it down my childrens throats
07:08 jellikit are you saying only a parent can offer their children a penis?
07:09 jellikit or a child can choose to take any penis they wish, after being offered a few?
07:09 deadman ^^^
07:09 deadman aslong as it isnt in public
07:10 jellikit and i can make sure my children get their daily penis in class?
07:11 deadman schools shouldnt be teaching about penis anyway imo
07:11 deadman they should be secular
07:13 jellikit not if i choose to send my child to a penis school
07:13 jellikit also, penis should be taught... penis is an important part of the world, billions of people love penis
07:13 jellikit why should penis be left out of education?
07:14 deadman well then your choosing what penis your child gets and shoving it down there throat
07:14 deadman i dont like the government and church shoving penis down mine or my siblings throats
07:15 deadman let them teach how penis at been a huge part of our history
07:15 deadman but i dont want my kids learning about penis
07:15 deadman in a state run school
07:15 deadman
http://img.moonbuggy.org/rodent-autofellatio/ - check out this religion!
07:16 jellikit but learning about penis is not learning to love penis
07:16 jellikit its learning to acknowledge its existence.
07:16 deadman but all these penises are teaching my kids to be imaginary characters
07:17 deadman about**
07:17 jellikit so you'd rather choose to ignore the existence of penis?
07:17 jellikit when it clearly exists and dominates the actions of the majority of the world's population
07:17 deadman no, i dont what them teaching my kids about penis, they should find out about that themselves
07:18 jellikit why not tell your kids they can't learn about other fundamental requirements - like gravity.
07:18 deadman coz thats science and proven
07:18 jellikit so how would you explain the crusades to them?
07:18 deadman where is people taht believe in penis seems to have a large dildo up there arse
07:18 jellikit how would you explain the way pakistan managers its law?
07:18 deadman the crusades: fighting over who has the better imaginary friend
07:18 jellikit how do you even explain sharia to your child, or do you choose to let them not know at all?
07:19 deadman pakistan, penis in the arse
07:19 jellikit you don't need to believe in order to be educated.
07:19 deadman hmm
07:19 jellikit but you need to have some sort of education about it.
07:19 deadman i dont even know of any public school that teaches about the sharia penis
07:19 jellikit its like completly removing, say, history from education
07:20 jellikit "i choose not to believe what happened before monday!"
07:20 deadman probley a good thing sometimes. hell if ppl didnt know about our past we wouldnt have all these terrywrists trying to blow up other penises
07:20 jellikit penis shaped the world we live in.
07:20 deadman and now its time we let penis go
07:20 jellikit not educating about penis doesn't make it go away
07:20 jellikit it makes it try harder and harder
07:21 deadman haha
07:21 deadman i see what you did there
07:21 jellikit but honestly, that's my opinion on religion.
07:21 deadman understandable
07:21 jellikit i dont think you should force people to believe.
07:21 jellikit but i do think people should know about the varying beliefs around the world.
07:21 deadman i dont have an issue teaching them about the role it had in our past
07:21 jellikit they do have an impact on the way we live our lives, whether we believe or not.
07:21 deadman but we dont need to teach them the bible to do that either
07:22 deadman oh i agree
07:22 jellikit well, we dont need to teach them everything IN the bible
07:22 deadman penis has shaped a large part of human history
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