Guni's StoryTime Options

[Guni]

xD
Does he really: why yes
Why: iunno maybe he IS attractive ive never seen him
When: a few times after respawn v18
Quotes: please see the linked thread
http://respawn.com.au/forums/index.php?sho...c=1752&st=0

I don't much care in any case, I just like picking at people as much as i can

I never implied i was attractive i just implied i had some sort of life but now that i think about it, thats probably false seeing im also going to respawn hahah. When i said people "jizz" over me, i was implying why for some reason people would spam my name in the DC++ when all i wanted was a question answered. Obviously i've hurt your feeling, *Gives a Gift* please enjoy this gift as a token of my consideration of your feelings


P.S the gift can be wateva you want, but i wont give it to you irl.

P.P.S i wish i knew that chick in my DP, she is fair hot!

P.P.P.S I never implied that being a nerd automatically makes you unattractive, your obviously going of a stereotype.

[Wombie]

ps- its ok you can have a life AND go to respawn!
pps- YAY A PREASENT
ppps- Shes alright if you like her type ;D
pppps- iunno i liek makign steryotypes
ppppps- im just jokign with you man why arnt you comign to v19?
pppppps- it is totally possible to have this many ps

[Alioth]

People want to stick their wee-wees in Guni.

75% of these people don't realise Guni is male.
25% realise he is male but want to stick it him anyway.

85% of Guni is dumbfounded by this.
15% of Guni is intrigued by this.

99% of these people are male.
1% are chicks with dicks.

100% of Alioth has a camera and knows of a website that'd pay good money...just sayin'...



Such is the wonderful spread of people that make up Respawn.

[Lord Infamous]

DC is hilarious at respawn. it's like, you're anonomous and can talk shit, but you know they are in the same room as you. supprised there hasnt been more fights.

[TechL]

Oh damn I thought the chick in your DP was you

[Guni]

ps- its ok you can have a life AND go to respawn!
pps- YAY A PREASENT
ppps- Shes alright if you like her type ;D
pppps- iunno i liek makign steryotypes
ppppps- im just jokign with you man why arnt you comign to v19?
pppppps- it is totally possible to have this many ps

ps YAY!
pps it comes with free postage
ppps i like scene girls though Ive only ever seen one. Good Day. Good Day.
pppps i like making apple pie..... im hungry
ppppps 2 yr anniversary with gf
pppppps i beg to differ good sir.

Oh damn I thought the chick in your DP was you

Not the first time, its very misleading, this is how i get the men you see.

[TechL]

I didn't get mislead, asif anyone that pretty would be seen at Respawn, besides myself of course

[Wombie]

ps- its ok you can have a life AND go to respawn!
pps- YAY A PREASENT
ppps- Shes alright if you like her type ;D
pppps- iunno i liek makign steryotypes
ppppps- im just jokign with you man why arnt you comign to v19?
pppppps- it is totally possible to have this many ps

ps YAY!
pps it comes with free postage
ppps i like scene girls though Ive only ever seen one. Good Day. Good Day.
pppps i like making apple pie..... im hungry
ppppps 2 yr anniversary with gf
pppppps i beg to differ good sir.

Oh damn I thought the chick in your DP was you

Not the first time, its very misleading, this is how i get the men you see.

ppppps- oh well thats a fair exception!
pppppps- im not a sir im a maam!

[SirSquidness]

pppppps- im not a sir im a maam!

Hah, that's not what Dan said last night!

Zing!

[That Commander]

I couldn't help myself, I found myself suddenly craving it. I had to have it. Only it could sustain me. The bodies lying on the ground, they were destined to be mine. I did what I had done since I was bitten - I went in search of their brains.

And just when things could not possibly get any worse, a Core Commander lands on the planet and begins building a solar panel, then a metal extractor, then a K-Bot Lab.....


Hours later, the planet's surface shook as thousands of Long Range Plasma Cannons fired into space at the approaching Arm Fleet, explosions dancing across the twighlight sky. The Arm Fleet's sole mission was to reduce this planet to a third asteroid belt around the sun.

And did I mention I am still a zombie?

[Alioth]

I couldn't help myself, I found myself suddenly craving it. I had to have it. Only it could sustain me. The bodies lying on the ground, they were destined to be mine. I did what I had done since I was bitten - I went in search of their brains.

And just when things could not possibly get any worse, a Core Commander lands on the planet and begins building a solar panel, then a metal extractor, then a K-Bot Lab.....


Hours later, the planet's surface shook as thousands of Long Range Plasma Cannons fired into space at the approaching Arm Fleet, explosions dancing across the twighlight sky. The Arm Fleet's sole mission was to reduce this planet to a third asteroid belt around the sun.

And did I mention I am still a zombie?

What the Core Commander didn't know, was he was up against a South Korean that'd just dropped his planetary fortress into the rear of his base. It's large caliber cannons ripped apart the base in minutes.
The Core Commander, never saying die, rushed the planetary fortress himself, punching it with his bare hands. In his blind fury, he could have sworn he heard someone whisper, "You call down the thunder, now deal with it!"
He spun around. There was no-one in the immediate area. That's when off in the distance he spotted 2 squads of marines and a siege tank. They were just sitting there, waiting. The Core Commander stared at them, trying to explode them with his mind, but that's impossible.
He heard a sound above him. Looking up, he spotted a small grey shape with a smoke trail behind it.
It got closer. And closer. And then...

That day, the Core Commander knew what tactical nuke tasted like.


소년은 섹시하다: LOLNOOKS
소년은 섹시하다: GG


...
...what the South Korean didn't know, was that zombies love the taste of nukes. They grew to be twice their size and strength. Their hunt for scrumptious mind grapes continued.

[Prim]

The commander was very dissapointed the nuke didn't even leave a scratch on him. On the other hand he had realised he did not build enough pylons at home and left. I jumped on his back and hitchhiker to what would look like his home planet. Ofcourse i couldn't find out, since i saw an asteroid in the shape of a brain along the way and jumped off. Before i could reach it another asteroid appeared and they collided in front of my eyes. Oh how i long for such destruction back on earth.

[RyuFromStreetFighter]

And they all lived happily ever after.

The End.

[Soxy]

IM FARKIN BORED.... STORY TIME!


Rules: Posters are only allowed to write 1 paragraph maximum and cannot double post after themselves. I will begin with a random paragraph of whatever i can think of and then you link off it with your own part of the story.





STORY STARTS


I remember it as if it was only yesterday that i was smack bang in the middle of this war. The city i grew up in was known as Synergy, a province of wealth and power, we used what was known to outsiders as 'crystal power' or as we called it 'The Surge', to sustain both our economy and lifestyle. That is what began this horrible war and what would definitely bring an end to civilizations as we knew it. As a young boy i remember that fateful day of absolute 'massacre', in a instance buildings became either ruble or shells of there former glory and thousands upon thousands of people lay across the streets in what seemed like a river of blood.

no

^

I couldn't help myself, I found myself suddenly craving it. I had to have it. Only it could sustain me. The bodies lying on the ground, they were destined to be mine. I did what I had done since I was bitten - I went in search of their brains.

In West Philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said 'we're up in no good'
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said 'you're moving with your aunt and uncle in Bel-Air'

And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE

THE CAKE IS TRUE!

THE CAKE IS TRUE!

R U SRS?!

Super cool story bro

THE CAKE IS TRUE!

R U SRS?!

YUS!
The cake may be true, but the lie is our entire existance.

THE CAKE IS TRUE!

R U SRS?!

YUS!
The cake may be true, but the lie is our entire existance.

GREAT SCOTT!

Another pointless forum ruined by the nerds of respawn. Oh well.

Another pointless thread made awesome by the geeks of respawn. Oh YEAH!

Ficksd

Another pointless forum ruined by the nerds of respawn. Oh well.

Get over yourself. I bet you're not even attractive

Are you?

Guni IRL:

Are you?

thats irrelevant, he is the one who goes around the forums claiming to be amazingly hot. Certainly not me.


Alioth: LOL

Are you?

thats irrelevant, he is the one who goes around the forums claiming to be amazingly hot. Certainly not me.


Alioth: LOL

Does he really? Why? When? Quotes?

xD
Does he really: why yes
Why: iunno maybe he IS attractive ive never seen him
When: a few times after respawn v18
Quotes: please see the linked thread
http://respawn.com.au/forums/index.php?sho...c=1752&st=0

I don't much care in any case, I just like picking at people as much as i can

[RyuFromStreetFighter]

So I says to Mabel I says.