Movie Reviews, By Giarius Options

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+1 for The Human Centipede

[GIARUS]

+1 for The Human Centipede

alright but Losers will be reviewed first

**Im changing my mind to review Unthinkable **

[GIARUS]

Unthinkable



Plot ***http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0914863/synopsis***
The story hovers around a terrorist who has planted three nuclear bombs in United States of America and a black ops interrogator who is responsible to make that surrendered terrorist in divulging the locations of those bombs. As the story progresses it is witnessed that a combination of psychological techniques and extreme torture is applied on the terrorist who knows more than he claims he knows. However failure in able to crack the terrorist, the interrogator thinks the Unthinkable, applying the similar brutal methods on first his wife and then his kids and no one can dare to stop him for he has the clearance from the highest authorities. The movie is a tug of war between the terrorist and the interrogator and no one is ready to give up.

My Review
after watching this movie somthings in it was abit weird for example the way the man was tortured was real grusem but all around a great movie i do recommand you go see it as it is an alright movie but not for the faint of heart. it is a scary movie maybe for some for others the might like it but a alright movie all around not a family movie tho
i give the movie a 7/10 as it could have been alittle logger and not lead up to an end where you know there will be a sequell 2 it

Unthinkable Trailer 2010 - Official - Samuel L jackson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLufgELgjhk

[GIARUS]

TOY STORY 3

Plot: ***http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toy_Story_3***
Now seventeen years old, Andy has outgrown his old toys and is preparing to move to college. He decides to take Woody with him and packs the other toys in a garbage bag, intending to store them in the attic, but Andy's mom mistakenly puts the bag on the curb. Believing that Andy no longer wants them, the toys sneak into a box to be donated to Sunnyside Daycare. As the only toy who saw what really happened, Woody tries to clear up the misunderstanding, but the other toys refuse to believe him and they are all driven to Sunnyside. The toys receive a warm welcome from the toys at Sunnyside, led by Lotso the "Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear" who assigns them to the "Caterpillar Room." Other Sunnyside toys include a Ken doll and a baby doll named Big Baby. Woody tries to convince the others to return to Andy, but they decide they are happier at Sunnyside, so he leaves without them. The others soon discover the children of the Caterpillar Room are too young and rambunctious, and the toys are innocently abused and tortured. Buzz goes to ask Lotso to transfer them to the older children (in the Butterfly Room), but is instead caught by some of the Sunnyside toys and reset to his original, deluded space ranger self.
As he escapes Sunnyside, Woody is found and taken in by a girl from the daycare named Bonnie. Woody learns from Bonnie's toys that Sunnyside is a toy prison run with an iron fist by Lotso, who snapped after his owner lost and replaced him with another Lotso, running away from home and taking over Sunnyside with Big Baby as his chief enforcer. Lotso forces other toys to stay in the Caterpillar Room, ensuring that he and his cohorts never have to deal with the younger children. At the daycare, the others discover that Andy is looking for them when Mrs. Potato Head sees him through her missing eye, which was lost in Andy's room. Realizing their error, the toys try to leave but are imprisoned by Lotso and his henchmen, including the reset Buzz.
Woody returns to Sunnyside to help his friends break out. They accidentally reset Buzz to his Spanish mode during the escape, though he returns to their side. The toys use a garbage chute to reach a dumpster outside the daycare, but Lotso and his henchmen catch them. Woody and his friends convince the henchmen of Lotso's treachery, so they throw Lotso in the dumpster. However, Lotso, as an act of revenge for ruining everything, pulls Woody into the dumpster just before a garbage truck arrives, forcing the others to rescue him, with Buzz returning to normal in the process.
The truck takes the toys to a dump where they are forced onto a conveyor belt for disposal. Woody helps Lotso and the others escape a shredder, but Lotso leaves them to fall into an incinerator to their certain death. The toys are rescued by a giant claw crane operated by the squeeze toy aliens, while Lotso is found by a garbage man and tied to the front of a truck, to his dismay.
The toys return to Andy's house, and while Woody prepares to go to college with Andy, the other toys prepare to be stored in the attic. Realizing his friends deserve better, Woody leaves a note to Andy suggesting he donate his toys to Bonnie. Andy happily gives Bonnie all the toys prepared for the attic, until realizing that Woody had somehow ended up in the same box as them as well. Hesitant at first, Andy gives Woody to Bonnie, and together they play with his toys one last time before he leaves for college. Woody and his friends begin their lives anew with Bonnie's toys while Sunnyside is reformed under Barbie and Ken's leadership. The toys rotate between the younger "Caterpillars" and older "Butterflies," ensuring that all the toys equally share the responsibility of entertaining the younger children. They keep in touch with Bonnie's toys by slipping letters into her backpack.




YES FOR ALL U TOY STORY FANS
it is out and yes for those people who grew up with it you must finish watching it with the 3rd and final toy story. yes it is a movie the family can watch but make sure u have watched the first 2 so you get the story line more
how is that andy is 17 now about the same age as some of the respawn players.
at the start its funny and exciting at the end i did hear people crying it is a movie.
this is a movie the family will enjoy you can also say to those respawn players who might have sons for daughters or niece or nephews or some cousins this would be a movie you would take them to and say that 10 years agi i watched these movie the first 2 ones now i get to watch the movie and experience it as an adult



Toy story 3 has made it to a movie which i could watch again and again
i give this movie a 9/10
the reason for the deduction is cause i know there won't be a fourth :'( sad about that wish there was




Toy Story 3 - Official Trailer [HD]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_FfHA5whXc

[GIARUS]

KARATE KID



(Plot) [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Karate_Kid_(2010_film)]
12-year-old Dre Parker (Jaden Smith) and his mother (Taraji P. Henson) arrive in Beijing from Detroit to start a new life. Dre develops a crush on a young violinist, Mei Ying, who reciprocates his attention, but Cheng, a kung fu prodigy whose family is close to Mei Ying's, attempts to keep them apart by beating Dre, and later harassing and humiliating him in and around school. During a particularly brutal beating by Cheng and his friends, the enigmatic maintenance man of Dre's building, Mr. Han (Jackie Chan), comes to Dre's aid, revealing himself as a kung fu master who adeptly dispatches Dre's tormentors.
After Han mends Dre's injuries using fire cupping, they go to Cheng's teacher, Master Li (Yu Rongguang), to attempt to make peace, but the brutal Li, who teaches his students to show no mercy to their enemies, challenges Dre to a fight with Cheng. When Han declines, Li threatens him, saying that they will not be allowed to leave his school unless either Dre or Han himself fights. Han acquiesces, but insists the fight take place at an upcoming tournament, and that Li's students leave Dre alone until the tournament. The amused Li agrees.
Han begins training Dre, but Dre is frustrated that Han merely has Dre spend hours taking off his jacket, hanging it up, dropping it, and then putting it back on again. After days of this, Dre refuses to continue, until Han explains to him that the repetitive arm movements in question were Han's method of teaching Dre defensive block and strike techniques, which Dre is now able to display instinctively when prompted by Han's mock attacks. Han emphasizes that the movements Dre is learning apply to life in general, and that serenity and maturity, not punches and power, are the true keys to mastering the martial arts. During one lesson in the Wudang Mountains, Dre notices a female kung fu practitioner (Michelle Yeoh, in an uncredited cameo[4]) copying the movements of a cobra before her, but Han informs him that it was the cobra that was imitating the woman, as in a mirror reflection. Dre wants Han to teach him this technique, which includes linking Han's hand and feet to Dre's via bamboo shafts while practicing their forms, but Dre's subsequent attempt to use this reflection technique on his mother is unsuccessful.
As Dre's friendship with Mei Ying continues, she agrees to attend Dre's tournament, as does Dre her upcoming recital. After sharing a kiss at an outdoor festival, Dre persuades Mei Ying to cut school for a day of fun, but when she is nearly late for her violin recital, which has been rescheduled for that day, Mei tells him that her parents have deemed him a bad influence, and forbid her from spending any more time with him.
When Dre finds Han drunk and despondent, he learns that it is the anniversary of his wife and son's deaths, which occurred years ago when he lost control of his car while arguing with his wife. Dre reminds Han that one of his lessons was in perseverance, and that Han needs to heal from his loss, and tries to help him do so. Han then assists Dre in writing a note of apology to Mei Ying's father, who, impressed, allows Mei to attend the tournament.
At the tournament, the underconfident Dre is slow to achieve parity with his opponents, but soon begins to best them, and advances to the semifinals, as does Cheng, who violently finishes off his opponents. Dre eventually comes up against Master Li's students, in particular a classmate of Cheng who is instructed by Master Li to break Dre's leg. When his student insists that he can beat Dre, Master Li sternly tells him that he doesn't want him beaten, but broken. During the match, Li's student delivers a devastating kick to Dre's leg, along with a series of brutal follow-up punches. Although Li's student is disqualified for his illegal strikes, Dre is incapacitated, which means Cheng will win by default.
Despite Han's insistence that he has earned respect for his performance in the tournament, and that he needs to learn when to walk away from a fight, Dre convinces Han to use his fire cupping technique to mend his leg, in order to see the tournament to the end. Dre returns to the arena, where he confronts Cheng. Dre delivers impressive blows, but Cheng counters with a debilitating strike to Dre's already injured leg. Dre struggles to get up, and adopts the one-legged form he first learned from the woman on the mountain, attempting to use the reflection technique to manipulate Cheng's movements. Cheng charges Dre, but Dre flips, and catches Cheng with a kick to his head, winning the tournament, along with the respect of Cheng and his classmates, both for himself and Mr. Han.

MY REVIEW ON THE MOVIE
Now for people who don't know this is a remake of the old karate kid. but the movie has a similar story line but not the same as in the original he is taught karate in this one he is taught kung fu. The training style from the old one is also completely diffrent as from the old wax on and wax off paint da fence he was taught in a one cycle is Hang it up,take it down,jacket on,jacket off,drop jacket,pick it up. but this was funny as when the mother of Dre had always told him to pick up his jacket which was funny. the finale move of the old movie was the crane in this its the snake. put i must say it was a awsome movie for Jaden smith biggest movie he has stared in he did one excelent job and i must agree on there choice on the teacher of dre as jackie chan as Mr Han best picked actor for the part.
this movie is a movie the whole family can watch
For those who haven,t seen the karate kid movies go see the old ones before you see the knews as you will understand the movie much better.

i give this movie a 8/10



Movie Trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPzmk1rEPzw

[LolSauce]

TOY STORY 3

Plot: ***http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toy_Story_3***
Now seventeen years old, Andy has outgrown his old toys and is preparing to move to college. He decides to take Woody with him and packs the other toys in a garbage bag, intending to store them in the attic, but Andy's mom mistakenly puts the bag on the curb. Believing that Andy no longer wants them, the toys sneak into a box to be donated to Sunnyside Daycare. As the only toy who saw what really happened, Woody tries to clear up the misunderstanding, but the other toys refuse to believe him and they are all driven to Sunnyside. The toys receive a warm welcome from the toys at Sunnyside, led by Lotso the "Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear" who assigns them to the "Caterpillar Room." Other Sunnyside toys include a Ken doll and a baby doll named Big Baby. Woody tries to convince the others to return to Andy, but they decide they are happier at Sunnyside, so he leaves without them. The others soon discover the children of the Caterpillar Room are too young and rambunctious, and the toys are innocently abused and tortured. Buzz goes to ask Lotso to transfer them to the older children (in the Butterfly Room), but is instead caught by some of the Sunnyside toys and reset to his original, deluded space ranger self.
As he escapes Sunnyside, Woody is found and taken in by a girl from the daycare named Bonnie. Woody learns from Bonnie's toys that Sunnyside is a toy prison run with an iron fist by Lotso, who snapped after his owner lost and replaced him with another Lotso, running away from home and taking over Sunnyside with Big Baby as his chief enforcer. Lotso forces other toys to stay in the Caterpillar Room, ensuring that he and his cohorts never have to deal with the younger children. At the daycare, the others discover that Andy is looking for them when Mrs. Potato Head sees him through her missing eye, which was lost in Andy's room. Realizing their error, the toys try to leave but are imprisoned by Lotso and his henchmen, including the reset Buzz.
Woody returns to Sunnyside to help his friends break out. They accidentally reset Buzz to his Spanish mode during the escape, though he returns to their side. The toys use a garbage chute to reach a dumpster outside the daycare, but Lotso and his henchmen catch them. Woody and his friends convince the henchmen of Lotso's treachery, so they throw Lotso in the dumpster. However, Lotso, as an act of revenge for ruining everything, pulls Woody into the dumpster just before a garbage truck arrives, forcing the others to rescue him, with Buzz returning to normal in the process.
The truck takes the toys to a dump where they are forced onto a conveyor belt for disposal. Woody helps Lotso and the others escape a shredder, but Lotso leaves them to fall into an incinerator to their certain death. The toys are rescued by a giant claw crane operated by the squeeze toy aliens, while Lotso is found by a garbage man and tied to the front of a truck, to his dismay.
The toys return to Andy's house, and while Woody prepares to go to college with Andy, the other toys prepare to be stored in the attic. Realizing his friends deserve better, Woody leaves a note to Andy suggesting he donate his toys to Bonnie. Andy happily gives Bonnie all the toys prepared for the attic, until realizing that Woody had somehow ended up in the same box as them as well. Hesitant at first, Andy gives Woody to Bonnie, and together they play with his toys one last time before he leaves for college. Woody and his friends begin their lives anew with Bonnie's toys while Sunnyside is reformed under Barbie and Ken's leadership. The toys rotate between the younger "Caterpillars" and older "Butterflies," ensuring that all the toys equally share the responsibility of entertaining the younger children. They keep in touch with Bonnie's toys by slipping letters into her backpack.




YES FOR ALL U TOY STORY FANS
it is out and yes for those people who grew up with it you must finish watching it with the 3rd and final toy story. yes it is a movie the family can watch but make sure u have watched the first 2 so you get the story line more
how is that andy is 17 now about the same age as some of the respawn players.
at the start its funny and exciting at the end i did hear people crying it is a movie.
this is a movie the family will enjoy you can also say to those respawn players who might have sons for daughters or niece or nephews or some cousins this would be a movie you would take them to and say that 10 years agi i watched these movie the first 2 ones now i get to watch the movie and experience it as an adult



Toy story 3 has made it to a movie which i could watch again and again
i give this movie a 9/10
the reason for the deduction is cause i know there won't be a fourth :'( sad about that wish there was




Toy Story 3 - Official Trailer [HD]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_FfHA5whXc

Thanks for spoiling the movie

[GIARUS]

TOY STORY 3

Plot: ***http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toy_Story_3***
Now seventeen years old, Andy has outgrown his old toys and is preparing to move to college. He decides to take Woody with him and packs the other toys in a garbage bag, intending to store them in the attic, but Andy's mom mistakenly puts the bag on the curb. Believing that Andy no longer wants them, the toys sneak into a box to be donated to Sunnyside Daycare. As the only toy who saw what really happened, Woody tries to clear up the misunderstanding, but the other toys refuse to believe him and they are all driven to Sunnyside. The toys receive a warm welcome from the toys at Sunnyside, led by Lotso the "Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear" who assigns them to the "Caterpillar Room." Other Sunnyside toys include a Ken doll and a baby doll named Big Baby. Woody tries to convince the others to return to Andy, but they decide they are happier at Sunnyside, so he leaves without them. The others soon discover the children of the Caterpillar Room are too young and rambunctious, and the toys are innocently abused and tortured. Buzz goes to ask Lotso to transfer them to the older children (in the Butterfly Room), but is instead caught by some of the Sunnyside toys and reset to his original, deluded space ranger self.
As he escapes Sunnyside, Woody is found and taken in by a girl from the daycare named Bonnie. Woody learns from Bonnie's toys that Sunnyside is a toy prison run with an iron fist by Lotso, who snapped after his owner lost and replaced him with another Lotso, running away from home and taking over Sunnyside with Big Baby as his chief enforcer. Lotso forces other toys to stay in the Caterpillar Room, ensuring that he and his cohorts never have to deal with the younger children. At the daycare, the others discover that Andy is looking for them when Mrs. Potato Head sees him through her missing eye, which was lost in Andy's room. Realizing their error, the toys try to leave but are imprisoned by Lotso and his henchmen, including the reset Buzz.
Woody returns to Sunnyside to help his friends break out. They accidentally reset Buzz to his Spanish mode during the escape, though he returns to their side. The toys use a garbage chute to reach a dumpster outside the daycare, but Lotso and his henchmen catch them. Woody and his friends convince the henchmen of Lotso's treachery, so they throw Lotso in the dumpster. However, Lotso, as an act of revenge for ruining everything, pulls Woody into the dumpster just before a garbage truck arrives, forcing the others to rescue him, with Buzz returning to normal in the process.
The truck takes the toys to a dump where they are forced onto a conveyor belt for disposal. Woody helps Lotso and the others escape a shredder, but Lotso leaves them to fall into an incinerator to their certain death. The toys are rescued by a giant claw crane operated by the squeeze toy aliens, while Lotso is found by a garbage man and tied to the front of a truck, to his dismay.
The toys return to Andy's house, and while Woody prepares to go to college with Andy, the other toys prepare to be stored in the attic. Realizing his friends deserve better, Woody leaves a note to Andy suggesting he donate his toys to Bonnie. Andy happily gives Bonnie all the toys prepared for the attic, until realizing that Woody had somehow ended up in the same box as them as well. Hesitant at first, Andy gives Woody to Bonnie, and together they play with his toys one last time before he leaves for college. Woody and his friends begin their lives anew with Bonnie's toys while Sunnyside is reformed under Barbie and Ken's leadership. The toys rotate between the younger "Caterpillars" and older "Butterflies," ensuring that all the toys equally share the responsibility of entertaining the younger children. They keep in touch with Bonnie's toys by slipping letters into her backpack.




YES FOR ALL U TOY STORY FANS
it is out and yes for those people who grew up with it you must finish watching it with the 3rd and final toy story. yes it is a movie the family can watch but make sure u have watched the first 2 so you get the story line more
how is that andy is 17 now about the same age as some of the respawn players.
at the start its funny and exciting at the end i did hear people crying it is a movie.
this is a movie the family will enjoy you can also say to those respawn players who might have sons for daughters or niece or nephews or some cousins this would be a movie you would take them to and say that 10 years agi i watched these movie the first 2 ones now i get to watch the movie and experience it as an adult



Toy story 3 has made it to a movie which i could watch again and again
i give this movie a 9/10
the reason for the deduction is cause i know there won't be a fourth :'( sad about that wish there was




Toy Story 3 - Official Trailer [HD]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_FfHA5whXc

Thanks for spoiling the movie

Lolsauce Plz read the rules for movie reviews and game reviews
don't complain about the reviews or try to start fights now plz make a comment which isn't off topic




also for the People who wanted the human centipede review i have asked teamslayer to do this one
as im should be reviewing as my next movie as Grown Ups hopefully

[Lord Infamous]

Spoilers shoudln't matter for a review? I mean there are a lot of paragraphs, you must have realised there would be some depth to it?

[GIARUS]

Spoilers shoudln't matter for a review? I mean there are a lot of paragraphs, you must have realised there would be some depth to it?

Thank You atleast some gets my point of view and don't bitch about things