A common complaint we hear is "But I couldn't hear the announcements!".
Well, Ladies and Mentlegen, complain no longer! We now have a fool proof solution to your problems!
Presenting,
The Respawn LAN System Tray Notifier and Annoyer Tool!
Featuring a very simplistic interface, even the silliest of bogans can operate it!
Simply run the program from the website, enter in your username and click OK!
Then, when we need to alert you to something, you'll get a little balloon pop up (which wont interfere with your games or movies) and depending on how urgent the message is, some noise to go with it!
Worried about installing crap on your system? Fear not! Simply delete the downloaded file, and it's gone forever!
This program will be available for
everyone to download from the EMS/Intranet at the event.
It is STRONGLY RECOMMENDED that you run this program. Verbal announcements over the PA system will still occur alongisde the notifier.
Thanks for your time, and see you at the event,
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<3 Sando and Wolfmother for doing the hard work