Long but please read, a great moment in epic IRC.
[15:00] Zed cant fucking believe this.. i'm about to order pizza hut :S
[15:02] Goblin

[15:03] Goblin NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
[15:03] * Goblin wrestles phone out of Zed's hands
[15:03] sando haha why the hell
[15:03] * Zed cries
[15:03] Zed its a weborder
[15:03] Zed sando, coz i r stuck in the office and would be able to run there and back with out anyone noticing
[15:04] sando

[15:05] * Goblin phones Zed's boss
[15:05] Goblin i'll do it Zed, get off the pizza hut website or i'll do it
[15:06] Zed it's been submitted and they has my IP :'(... fair well friends
[15:06] * Zed signs off will
[15:06] worklah hope i get something
[15:06] * Goblin blocks Zed
[15:06] worklah ;D
[15:07] Goblin cant speak to you any more
[15:07] * Zed notes worklah is the first with his palm open
[15:07] Goblin you've crossed over into the dark side
[15:07] Zed Goblin, i swear i'm the same person i once was
[15:07] worklah ;D
[15:07] worklah HI ZED
[15:07] Zed i was cornered dame it!
[15:08] Goblin u mean i've been talking to a pizza hutter for all this time?
[15:08] Goblin i feel so unclean
[15:08] Goblin ;_;
[15:08] Goblin QQ
[15:08] * Goblin cleanses with fire
[15:08] Goblin i'm off to get a real pizza, casa bella nothland
[15:08] Zed know what Goblin i need people around me that understand what i'm going thru, you of all people... how could you not see my plight
[15:09] Goblin Zed, i... i just cant speak to you any more
[15:09] Zed :'(
[15:09] * Goblin turns his back and walks away, shaking his head saddly
[15:09] * Zed bawls his eyes out like a school girl
[15:10] Zed "WHY ME"
[15:10] Goblin QQ
[15:10] Syphon-W WTF
[15:10] Syphon-W pizza hut is good
[15:10] Syphon-W cmon
[15:11] Syphon-W but not compared to like
[15:11] Syphon-W bona vita
[15:11] Syphon-W in chirnside park

[15:11] Zed SHUDUP SYPHON, THE PAIN is TOO gREAT... read up! I"VE LOST FRIENDS
[15:11] worklah i was never your friend?
[15:11] worklah oh wait
[15:11] worklah err
[15:12] worklah

>_> ;D
[15:12] * Goblin slips Zed a razor blade, just end it mate
[15:12] Syphon-W argh
[15:12] Goblin do the honorable thing
[15:12] Zed :''''''''( theres just no point anymore
[15:12] * worklah hands Zed a mac book air
[15:12] worklah down the road
[15:12] worklah not across the street
[15:12] worklah

[15:12] * Zed puts on same tight fitting black jeans
[15:13] worklah haha